From CNN — which brings you this important story but buries the stories about Trumps ignoring the bounty on American Soldiers in Afghanistan.
Outdoor walkers are relieving themselves in the grounds of Queen Elizabeth’s Scottish residence at Balmoral Castle. Employees have complained about non- biodegradable wet wipes being left on the estate and urged people not to use the spot as an outdoor toilet.
Also, people are choosing to relieve themselves right next to busy paths or monuments rather than move a little bit further away to avoid contamination."
Come now people! It’s the royal family’s vacation retreat (well, one of them). You shouldn’t be pooping on the Queen’s lawn for Gods sake. They might need that for a polo match or something.
If you are going to poop in front of someone’s residence or estate, go to Trump towers or one of his golf courses. But please, use bio-degradable wet wipes. Let’s take care of the earth.
This has been a public service announcement.
Long live the Queen!
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